Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he fucked my hip out of place.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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