This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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