yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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