Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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