Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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