That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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