Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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