I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
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