dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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