The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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