your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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