the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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