found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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