Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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