Too much gin, very little bucket
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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