Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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