If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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