Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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