I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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