The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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