In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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