No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Come on in and take your pants off
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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