I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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