problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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