I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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