she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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