how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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