butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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