Christians are straight up FREAKS
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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