Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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