We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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