And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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