i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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