shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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