that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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