That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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