yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
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