Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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