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say what?
wanna hang out?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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