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(917): View more from New York City

And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride

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(209): View more from California

i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you

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(208): View more from Idaho

all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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(216): View more from Ohio

It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.

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(813): View more from Florida

Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.

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