is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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