So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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