My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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