take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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