i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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