There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize
