omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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