I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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