How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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