I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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