I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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