I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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