you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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