No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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